stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via 2srooky)

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

(via rapture-inside-of-me)

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

(Source: emtothethird, via prisoner11111)

bxlxlane:

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(via wilwheaton)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(via abbydino)

thecaptains-steaz:

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

its me and kallylove  hands down

(via sundaymorningsoft)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

heyjazminee:

pleatedjeans:

The 25 Best Prom Proposals of All Time

These are adorable

YO IF SOMEONE GOT U A FUCKING PUPPY YOU BETTER GO THE FUCK TO PROM WITH THEM 

(via gabbywillis8)

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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(via overweight-brunette)

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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(via foreverlostintimeandspace)